Noah-isms: Masked In Massachusetts.

It's been a long while since I've shared any "Noah-isms" and there have been quite a few in the past year!!! I keep mentioning how I won't be jotting them down but there are moments when Noah says something off the wall or seriously funny that I have to remember to write them down. Since the pandemic started he has seriously said some crazy things, and this past week told us the cutest joke while we were in Nantucket. I'll blog more about our adventure next time but for now I'll post a few photos of Noah and will begin with the joke he said. He has become used to wearing masks as we should and I'm so grateful that he doesn't' complain in wearing it and understands that wearing it will not only save his life, but others as well. Here is his latest joke.....


"Where do masks go for vacation?" 
MASKACHUSETTS

His favorite thing to say lately, "GEEZ LOUISE!" 

While on our way to the city Noah mentioned he wasn't hungry and said that he had "two buckets of cereal for breakfast."

While talking about hair and he needs a haircut he went toward his dad and said, "dad, your bald head smells like chicken and vanilla and your hair in the back feels like a carpet."

While at the drive thru at Chick-fil-a they got our order wrong and Noah said, "mom, quarantine isn't working with drive thru!"

While watching Tangled he said, "that animated kiss is sooooo weird." 

After coloring my hair, "you look like the beginning of a new mom cause there is no more gray."

When he notices a girl wearing short shorts,  "There's another girl wearing shorties."

Jon bought an inversion table and because he has been using it frequently said to him, "your turning into a bat dad." 

When the virus began to spread we were brainstorming as to how doctors would be able to find a vaccine. Somehow the conversation changed and then we started talking about church and the praying and then Noah said, "maybe drinking holy water will cure people." 

While looking at the video from the choir during general conference in 2009 Noah said, "I was in your tummy when  you sang?"

Noah tends to get a bloody nose every now and then and said, "they should call them bloody nostrils, not bloody noses."

When I stress I tend to pluck my eyelashes (I know, super bad thing to do) and he looked at me and said, "your eyelashes are not equal." 

"Why can't the drive to New York city be like the drive to Philly. Less traffic and it's quicker to get there." 

A very personal nosh-ism but here it goes, "After Lexie went through the temple he accidentally saw her wearing her undergarments and basically said, "since when did you start looking like mom?" 

Yes, that was a very personal post and just wanted to say that we all careful when we are changing and we make sure that our bedroom doors are shut all the way! 

It was quite the adventure in Nantucket with the masks and will blog more about that later!